I'm altering the deal - pray I don't alter it any further
Fair warning - today's blog will contain both Star Wars and Marvel references, so... y'know. Nerd alert. In some classic scenes from Star Wars, Lando Calrissian betrays his friend Han Solo to the arch-villain Darth Vader, in return for Darth Vader leaving his city alone. After Lando hands over Han Solo, Darth Vader informs Lando of some additional conditions - Han Solo will be surrendered to a bounty hunter, and Lando must keep Han Solo's companions, Princess Leia and Chewbacca, under indefinite house arrest. When Lando pipes up that this was never part of the deal, Darth Vader threateningly asks Lando if he thinks he is being unfairly dealt with. Lando backs down, but grumbles to himself that "this deal is getting worse all the time". Shortly thereafter, Darth Vader changes the deal again - this time he tells Lando that he must surrender Princess Leia and Chewbacca to Darth Vader's custody. When Lando objects, Darth Vader ominously rumbles - "I'm a