Squash like a round round thing


Kids say the weirdest things. Don't know how many of you remember the old show hosted by Bill Cosby "Kids say the darndest things". But I'm living the show :)

A couple of days ago my 3-year old son was trying to get his T-shirt off. Usually he struggles for a while and then collapses in a heap wailing that he can't get it off. This time he was in a rather more amiable mood. My wife came over and helped him to get it off, upon which he commented "Jesus gave me a big head." Hilarious.

Just a couple of minutes ago, we were putting the kids to sleep. Again, Daniel (who's getting rather garrulous these days) prompted a surreal conversation.

Daniel: Daddy, can you squash me like the round round thing?
Daddy: Huh?
Daniel: Squash like a round round thing
Daddy: Huh?
Natalie (never one to miss out on a surreal conversation): Daddy can you squash me like a pancake?
Daddy: Oh... round round thing...

Know something else weird? The more time we spend with the kids, the better behaved they get. They get better behaved when we go on holiday together, like when we were in Lijiang. They get better behaved when either or both of us are on leave. No wailing, no tantrums, no sneaking out of their room and banging on our door 13,475 times before agreeing to fall sleep. Just like today. Ah... this is nice... see you tomorow Mr bloggie... zzzzz

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