Signs of the apocalypse – the mechanical eraser
Nat came back from school with this (see left picture) the other day. The world has gone mad when it needs to invent a mechanical eraser that vibrates so that you don’t actually have to move your hand over the paper. Absolutely stark raving bonkers. I googled useless inventions and came up with these other zingers. They are all REAL products, mind you. - The solar powered torchlight (commitably insane yet incredibly widely sold) - The motorized ice-cream cone (rotates so you get to lick all sides of the ice cream) - The pizzafork (so you don’t have to use both a fork and a knife at the same time. Brilliant, yet useless.) - Laser-guided scissors (so you can cut in a straight line. Problem is, laser is attached to scissors, so if your hand shakes, the laser shakes too) - Phonefingers (for the truly OCD, to keep your iPod touchscreens grease-free) - The thumbthing (so you can read with one hand. I actually think I would use this!!! Chips in one hand, Douglas Adams in the other, fan...