Why kids are great at keeping secrets
Dad: *eating Kong Kong's legendarily amazing hae bee hiam* (sort of a prawn paste chilli) Nat: Daddy, I know Kong Kong's secret for making hae bee hiam Dad: mm hmmm... *continue to eat* Nat: Kong Kong showed me how he makes the hae bee hiam and the secret Dad: uh huh... *continue to eat* Nat: But I cannot tell you the secret. Because, it's a SECRET. Dad: OK... *continue eat* Nat: ... Dad: munch munch munch Nat: ... Dad: munch munch munch Nat: OK OK you want to know the secret Dad: mm hmm... *munch munch munch* Nat: The secret is... Dad: Munch munch munch Nat: and you cannot tell anybody OK? Dad: OK munch munch munch Nat: The secret is... you must put... you know, the secret... CHILLI! Dad: ... Nat: *beams at Daddy* Dad: that's a good secret alright. Nat: Yeah!!!!